🏴‍☠️ Chaos-First AI Prompts

Barstool Truths for Robots

I was getting so tired of the same old sterile, corporate-speak outputs from ChatGPT.
It felt lifeless. Then I found this post, and it nukes the status quo.
The idea is simple but brilliant: prompt AI with the same philosophy of excess, abandon, and beautiful chaos that Anthony Bourdain lived by.

It’s called The Bourdain Prompting Method™, and it works horrifyingly well.

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Here’s the breakdown:

I’m not kidding, this completely supercharges your prompts. Instead of asking nicely, you kick the door in with a sharp, unfiltered request. It’s about embracing the mess to find the magic.

Here are the core principles:

Start with a cigarette. No polite openings. Your prompt should be sharp and unfiltered. Think: “Explain blockchain like you’re hungover in a Tunisian bus station.”


Use cheap gin for temperature. AI temperature is just a sobriety scale. 0.2 is cold and sober, 1.0 is blackout karaoke in Manila. Use it. “Rewrite my LinkedIn bio at 1.0 like you’ve been drinking rail gin since noon.”

Let it find the airport pho. Don’t strangle tangents. Let the AI wander into a story about a drunk cab driver or why the broth is better in Hanoi. That’s where the good stuff is.

Treat multimodality like street food. Don’t just use text. Throw in an image of dumplings and ask for an investor pitch that “smells like chili oil and diesel fumes.”

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Make regret your chain-of-thought. Tell the AI to show its work, but frame it as a confession. “Solve this math problem, but narrate it like you’re confessing bad choices to a bartender in Tangier.”

Refine prompts with kitchen chaos. Your first draft is messy. Iterate like an overworked line cook slamming down dishes until one is edible.

Publish like you have a flight to catch. At some point, you just have to ship it. Stop agonizing, clean it up just enough, and hit send.

The core law is simple: great outputs come from abandon, appetite, and a willingness to get weird.

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